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JUST A QUICKIE to remind you of our last Marie Lloyd Knees Up PACK UP YOUR TROUBLES tomorrow. Seeing as you're so nice - entrance is FREE. Fresh from the sell out wild and wonky Double Decker Knees Up Nanna, Rosie and special friend Sam the Hands will be parking up the Routemaster, drinking tea laced with gin and gearing up for the HACKNEY EMPIRE show on 6th June.

WHEN?

Sat 9th May 2009 - bar open from 6pm - showtime 9.30pm

WHERE?

Marie Lloyd Bar, Hackney Empire, 291 Mare Street, London, E8 1EJ.

COMING UP NEXT.....

CRACKING NIGHT OUT at the HACKNEY EMPIRE - Sat 6th June 2009. Variety madness with UNDERBLING & VOW, RYAN STYLES, CHARLIE CHUCK, PIPPA EVANS, DICKIE BEAU, THE LIPSINKERS, ROB BRODERICK and more...get tickets at www.hackneyempire.co.uk.

TIME MACHINE - DESIGN MUSEUM LATE NIGHT - Friday 12th June 2009. Come dressed as London Past or London Future, but nothing in between, and step into a four dimensional world of talks, workshops and entertainment. Contemplate how to change the course of design if you could travel back in time, or sip our super contemporary cocktail whilst deciding what the future should bring. Get tickets: tickets@designmuseum.org

The 7pm tour has SOLD OUT and there are only 20 tickets left on the 5pm tour so be quick.............

DOUBLE DECKER KNEES UP

Top deck Nanna, Rosie & Cyril will be serving a right old London Knees Up singalong whilst you marvel the views from the luxury of your padded seats. Meanwhile below deck your cabin crew Timberlina will be providing Sight-Seeing Bingo, ravishing general knowledge tit-bits and light beverages.

Each tour lasts up to 1 ½ hours. Passengers will be provided with an in flight ‘anti-deep-vein-thrombosis-exercise’ and a refuelling stop at a deluxe south London chippie and everybody gets a go sitting upstairs!! There are two tours to choose from:

Tour 1: 5pm Pick up at RVT; drop off in town, Trafalgar Square

Tour 2: 7pm SOLD OUT Pick up at the RVT, drop off RVT, Vauxhall.

The RVT will be open for beverages half an hour before take off and DUCKIE are generously offering ‘2-4-1’ tickets to all passengers. Book your tickets at www.ticketmaster.co.uk and just bring your reference no. and credit card for the bus conductor… we’ll take care of the rest!!

DUCKiE

Sat 2nd May 2009
RVT, Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11

KNEES UP at the MARIE LLOYD

Sat 9th May 2009
Marie Lloyd Bar - Hackney Empire
291 Mare Street, Hackney, London, E8 1EJ
FREE

UNDERBLING & VOW'S CRACKING NIGHT OUT

Sat 6th June 2009
THE HACKNEY EMPIRE - MAIN THEATRE!!!!
An exciting collaboration with A Cracking Night Out, featuring, CHARLIE CHUCK, Perrier Nominee PIPPA EVANS, the inimitable RYAN STYLES, CHRIS LUBY, ROB BRODERICK, DICKIE BEAU, SJAAK and the disturbingly brilliant LIPSINKERS. Hosted by U&V and PSYCHIC DAVE (he sees so you don't have to!). THIS IS SUCH A BIG AND BRILLIANT GIG YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO COME!

TICKETS: www.hackneyempire.co.uk

Happy Springtime. Lots of Love U&V xxx

JUST A QUICKIE to mention that Nanna, Rosie Lee and Cyril Millions are performing tomorrow night at the brand spanking new and rather delicious QUEEN OF HOXTON for their night STEP IN TIME. For a midweek treat you can Come an' make eyes at Nanna, you may be in luck!......

QUEEN OF HOXTON
1 Cutain Road, London, EC2A 3JX
WEDNESDAY 18th MARCH
6pm - 12am FREE ENTRY

THE QUEEN OF HOXTON WEBSITE

IT'S NEARLY HERE:

Nanna is currently doing anti-hibernation exercises, Rosie's cheeks are ruddying and Cyril is promenading down the Strand in his new tailcoat ......... and all are getting ready for the free singa-songa KNEES UP to entertain you!

• Lads & Lasses, Lovers & Loners, Valentines is almost upon us so if you are at a loose end tomorrow Saturday 14th Feb at the Marie Lloyd why not join Nanna (the bitter old spinster) and her grand daughter Rosie (who's hoping for her very first romance) for a Loved Up Knees Up with Mr Cyril Millions on the pianoforte.....

• Lads & Lasses, Lovers & Loners, Valentines is almost upon us so if you are at a loose end tomorrow Saturday 14th Feb at the Marie Lloyd why not join Nanna (the bitter old spinster) and her grand daughter Rosie (who's hoping for her very first romance) for a Loved Up Knees Up with Mr Cyril Millions on the pianoforte.....

Bring a Date, Find a Date or if all else fails Date Nanna.
U&V xxxxxxxxx

UNDERBLING & VOW set sail aboard the Battersea Barge for a Gin Palace Cabaret in aid of CALM (The Campaign Against Living Miserably). London's very own Nanna & Rosie once again warm your chilly cockles with laughter and song on a foggy night floating on the Thames. Get Your Tickets at: www.justgiving.com/eraoflondon

DRESS CODE: Theatrical era's of London: Pearly Kings, Burlesque Superstars, Wartime Uniforms, Chimney Sweeps, Gentleman, Ladies, Olivers, Nancys, the odd Beefeater and the cast of Sweeney Todd.

See you there - Ta-Ra Ducks xxx

Nanna Says: Wear Your Best Bloomers, You Never Know Who'll Be There

NEW YEAR KNEES UP All the money's gone and it's a long, long way to January pay day, you've eaten your own body weight in cheese and chocolate coins, it's dark and bleak AND you're on a detox - There's only one thing for it, gather with friends round the old Joanna and sing away the blues...quick!!!

Straight from the gin palaces of ancestral Hackney, the legendary cockney knees-up duo UNDERBLING & VOW (Time Out Critic's Choice, Stars of 2008's Bestival)...host a right sing-song around the old joanna with Cockney Christmas Cheer and Mistletoe Merriment!

And that's not all! They will be hosting ACTS, featuring:

• MARIE LLOYD BAR at HACKNEY EMPIRE
  291 Mare Street
  Hackney
  E8 1EJ
  Hackney Central Overground

• Showtime 9pm